executive team
Occupant
President, CEO, and Mailroom Clerk
Occupant Jr
Senior Vice President
Empty suit
VP Sales
Rejected baseball team mascot
VP Marketing
Name withheld by request
VP Public Relations
[REDACTED]
VP Legal Affairs
research
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Head of Research
Lab monkeys
Nobody in particular
technology
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Head of Software Engineering
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Lead Data Scientist
Code monkeys
Still nobody in particular
Ego Pro Max 1.6.48 beta 24 (3975)
And you’re working for no one but me…