executive team

Occupant
President, CEO, and Mailroom Clerk

Occupant Jr
Senior Vice President

Empty suit
VP Sales

Rejected baseball team mascot
VP Marketing

Name withheld by request
VP Public Relations

[REDACTED]
VP Legal Affairs

research

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Head of Research

Lab monkeys
Nobody in particular

technology

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Head of Software Engineering

#VALUE!
Lead Data Scientist

Code monkeys
Still nobody in particular

Ego Pro Max 1.6.48 beta 24 (3975)
And you’re working for no one but me…